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He’s sad because no one ordered cheesy bread.
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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.
Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia.
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Hey whatcha doin’
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the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
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